Spacious Accommodations Holy Smokes in Townsend offers a spacious chalet with two bedrooms and two bathrooms. The living room provides ample space for relaxation. Modern Amenities Guests enjoy free WiFi, air-conditioning, a fully equipped kitchen, fireplace, barbecue, outdoor dining area, and free toiletries. The property includes a refrigerator, microwave, dishwasher, oven, stovetop, and toaster. Local Attractions Located 20 mi from The Grand Majestic Theater and Country Tonite Theater, 21 mi from Smoky Mountain Opry, and 21 mi from Dolly Parton's Stampede. McGhee Tyson Airport is 20 mi away.