Spacious Accommodations Holy Smokes in Townsend offers a spacious chalet with two bedrooms and two bathrooms. The living room provides ample space for relaxation. Modern Amenities Guests enjoy free WiFi, air-conditioning, a fully equipped kitchen with a fireplace, barbecue, and outdoor dining area. Additional amenities include a tea and coffee maker, refrigerator, microwave, dishwasher, oven, stovetop, and toaster. Local Attractions Located 20 mi from The Grand Majestic Theater and Country Tonite Theater, 21 mi from Dolly Parton's Stampede, and 25 mi from Ripley's Aquarium of the Smokies. Nearby attractions include Davy Crockett Riding Stables (2.1 mi), Tuckaleechee Caverns (3 mi), and Cades Cove Heritage Tours (3.1 mi). McGhee Tyson Airport is 20 mi away.